How would you change this sign? All I need is black paint. Ideas?

Question

It's in front of Awaken Church. An atheist, I'm itching to change it. I see it when I run on the riverfront trail.

Three ideas (to be done after dark):

Add an "L" in front of "ONLY." I know lonely would be spelled wrong. It's still funny.
Change it to: "ONLY GOD? NO!"
ONLY GODDESS. Then I'll tip off the newspaper. Watch the sparks fly!

LiterateHiker 9

Answer 1

Only godless

Answer 2

Change it to goddess, yes, but add a heart symbol between the words.

Answer 3

ONLY A GOD

Answer 4

Reverse the G and the D...

ONLY DOG

Answer 5

"What? Only 1 god?"

Answer 6

Use it for firewood.

Answer 7

Round out the D: ONLY GOO (maybe add letters: GOOEY, GOOGLE, GOOP, GOOSE).

Change the D to T and add ham: ONLY GOTHAM.

Add OT: ONLY GODOT (“Waiting for Godot&rdquo.

Answer 8

Only goddess

Answer 9

Great ideas!!

Answer 10

Add the phrase "can fuck up the world" or "can ruin everything."

Answer 11

Only GOOD.
You wouldn't even need paint.
Just get an extra wide Sharpie.

Answer 12

Only God(s)

Answer 13

Only Waiting for Godot

Answer 14

Only God blows


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