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LINK “Prophet”: I’m Michael Jackson’s Heavenly Lawyer and “He Dances… for the Lord” | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

During an interview yesterday, self-described Christian “prophet” Manuel Johnson of Mega Praise Ministries told the always-gullible Steve Shultz of Elijah List Ministries that he is the lawyer for Michael Jackson — in Heaven — and that the late disgraced “King of Pop” is currently singing and dancing for God.

I’m not sure which part of that makes the least sense.

#Christian #Atheist #heaven #god
snytiger6 9 Mar 24
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If you show me his grave and lead me there I can show you exactly where Michael Jackson is. I don't think he is doing any dancing. Not any more.

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Delusional

bobwjr Level 10 Mar 25, 2021
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Insert as many face palm emojis as you like.

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