None of the above, but a latex wearing Mistress does come to mind.

You did want honesty, didn't you?

Just because I am 64 does not mean I have lost my thirst for fun

I'll gladly 'subject' myself to a mango tree;
And, nothing but.

I refused to answer this questionnaire as it has all the gravitas of asking which house the hat would assign me at Hogwarts. Sorry, I'm not trying to offend, but I feel the same way about both: kudos to the authors, great fiction!

None of the above.

I think one of my favorite quotes from an athiest regarding this matter is this one:

If I were to ever worship and have a close, personal relationship with a ficticious character, it would be Jessica Rabbit. And I don't think I need to explain why.