I don't do it but I have enjoyed some of the news reports about people who have given the warnings about the use of dihydrogen monoxide, science wordage for water, on that day.

Sometimes

no

No. I don't play pranks on my friends. It pisses them off and I would rather not do that.

No - but I might post April Fool's memes on Facebook..

pranks in all their forms are the fools errand, the fool is the prankster not the prankstee

I usually go around saying things that aren’t true and see who catches me. I apparently deliver well so it works. I believe there are still people out there who think I don’t like Naked Juice because the name offends me.

I wrote a fake news report on Facebook (pics, interviews) that a Walmart superstore was going to be built in my hometown. Of 180 people... Someone fell for it.

I did, but not anymore. I had a fart device I secretly planted in a rest room. They did not think that was funny. They screamed and ran out. They thought it was a ghost.

Pissed off my second wife. She didnt know i was home. She would try to shut the garage door and i would stop it or open it back up. I never told her.

It goes on. But this is enough...

I also used clear tape and taped the sprayer together. The one to the sink, so when someone turned the water on, the sprayer sprayed them in the face. It worked!

I have a pen that shocks you when you hold down the button. I got my boss with it. Lol.

never.

No, though I've thought about feigning a religious conversion on Facebook.