IMO, the bible is a bunch of marks on paper without any value written by 2000 year old sheep herders. Moses, ostensibly the author of much of the beginning is featured as a mass murderer and mass rapist, and he claims his actions were approved by his god fantasy invisible man in the sky. The bible is completely useless except maybe as a museum piece example documenting the stupendous idiocy and stupidity of the human race.

"Founding father" Jefferson, who so many evangelicals point to as one of the xtion founders of the nation, took a bible and cut out all swaths of HeyZeus's divinity. That bible is on display and, I'm pretty sure, available to read via the internet.

If it can't be improved, why do they keep coming out with new versions of it every year?

The article shows that the person who said this is totally out of touch with reality.

I got Magic Markers & an Exacto knife!.......how about just taking out the incest? And the mass murders by a loving gawd? And the contradictions? And the weird prohibitions? And the stuff stolen from Gilgamesh stories? And the
Oh, this is going to be too much work....fergedabowdit!

Poor Owen Strachan is several tiles short of a roof.

I dunno.
Bonfires come to mind.
That would be an improvement.

Yes we can. It's called a paper shreader

He’s a few fries short of a happy meal too.

Temper it with fire. Burn The Bible.

Good article.