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At first glance, I thought this was ridiculously entertaining simply due to how these "reporters" were speaking to their audience. They sound like First Grade Teachers teaching the Alphabet.

But as the story went on, all I could think? "This HAS TO BE the dumbest damn man in America. And his damn pants are falling off. That look is SO 1990." (He spends more time pulling up his pants than stealing. JHC.)

#smh

SeaGreenEyez 9 Aug 13
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No news he has been captured yet. Just a matter of time.

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Amazingly successful for being dumb as a rock

bobwjr Level 10 Aug 14, 2021
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I wonder how he got into these places...

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There are criminals, and then there are morons.

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They've got video and DNA for everyone of those places. I'm guessing the prosecuting attorney is going to manage to get this moron convicted.

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🤣 I can't believe he doesn't stick out wherever he goes, and he can't run with those pants, so why can't they catch him? He's so ridiculous that he's sad.

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