Actually, it happens to me all the time. I remember this one case. I've been waiting for a bracelet from Amazon for a week. I was constantly checking the lasership tracking information on [packages24.com] about it. And then when it came, I was in a hurry, so I put it in my bag. I got home, looked for it, and I couldn't find it. I thought I had lost it and cried the whole night. Then after a week, I took the bag to school and randomly found it. I was happy and mad at the same time. I didn't look enough to find it. I've been wearing it nonstop since then.

Occasionally, paper money. Always a nice surprise, and on occasion, a relief.

Yes, I've put things in pockets and forgotten them. Many times.

found a ham once.

I often find wadded up tissues in my pockets. I have seasonal allergies most of year, and try not to medicate until absolutely necessary. Always rummaging for a tissue, and frequently finding the spare wadded up in a pocket.

Okay, not my pocket. I've been cleaning out my garage, but today, I found a treasure I was sure was lost. It was a press notebook on the Space Shuttle, a thick 3-ring binder filled with diagrams and blueprints. Probably worth something to somebody....

Pocket lint. So much pocket lint. Its neither startling nor exciting and not particularly disgusting... unless I somehow found out what it was actually made of.