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We are constantly bombarded with the phrase, Jesus is coming and the second coming of Jesus. My question is, when he comes will he moan and groan or will he say "Oh God"!?

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creative51 8 Nov 3
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That’s because they never listened to him, he told them about something called the Holy Spirit; but they wilfully ignore that along with most of his teachings!
As for cumming…I doubt his zombie body will have the opportunity again 😞

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You know, I haven’t had all that many partners, but never once did anyone say, “oh god”. The last one said, “it’s been so long”. If Jesus does come again, that seems more likely to be what he’ll say. After all, it HAS been over 2,000 years.

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Not “Oh God” but “Oh me!” 😉

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