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LINK One wrong word by Phoenix priest invalidates decades of baptisms | Arizona News | azfamily.com

Ha,, ha, ha.πŸ™‚
He said 'we' rather than 'I'. Maybe he should have said 'Hocus Pocus'.
Wow. When you're spell casting, you have to get the words right.

Update -- I also just saw this story on the local TV news. Wow.

From the link


The key phrase in question is the use of β€˜We baptize’ in place of β€˜I baptize.’ The issue with using β€˜We’ is that it is not the community that baptizes a person, rather, it is Christ, and Him alone, who presides at all of the sacraments, and so it is Christ Jesus who baptizes.

RichCC 8 Feb 15
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OK, so is all of this recorded so we know when he used the words "we baptize?" If it is we can now see the mistake and baptize them again. I was afraid the priest might have been using a water pistol or something.

He wasn't joking, he was deadly serious -- no toy gun.

It's a good thing he wasn't an engineer or his bridges might have fallen down and hurt someone. Ha, ha I guess.πŸ€”

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Wow this means that if any of the people this guy baptised incorrectly died in the interim
THEY ARE BURNING IN HELL!!!!!! Bwahahahaha

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I think the Church sees this as a fundraising moment by getting most of the stupid fucks who can't let go to come into Church, again. Personal visits are more likely to get a donation and those who are crushed by the idea of uncleansed sins will heel (pun). The only thing more amazing than how stupid baptism is, to begin with, is how many allow themselves to be leashed to such stupidity but nobody plays them better than Catholic Clergy.

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Jumbo mumbo-jumbo.

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I read this yesterday. If ever you need a story to show how stupid religion is, this is it. You've got to the the grammar right with God or else.

God's an Editor.

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US priest used wrong baptism words for 26 years

[france24.com]

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Well, huh. A baptismal recall.

They are not worried about a real world plague, but quack me if imma let my child go tits up in a voided baptismal state!

I'de pay to be a fly on the wall in some of these homes as these distressed parents tell their internet bathed zoomer teens that they need a man in a black uniform to say some shit and throw some water on their face again. Cause he done fucked up and it didn't work the first time.

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All those people, now going Straight To Fucking HELL !!!

twill Level 7 Feb 15, 2022
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Just another 3-ring circus….

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