Aha, a gearbox with forward gear, reverse gear and scuba gear.

@anglophone
Damned transmission guy said it was fixed!

Are you accusing him of being a lard ass?

@anglophone Just waiting for the angry replies from the, anti narrow doorway lobby, on here.

One must not judge another on medical conditions. I don't know the scientific term, but it appears that an all too common condition sends fecal matter to the cranium. I fear my nation is dealing with a plague right now.

@Holysocks Is that medical condition that goes by the names of "dumbass" and "shit-for-brains"?

@anglophone An old fashioned word has fallen out of use and was replaced with 'obese'. Recently, I heard the term 'altered body mass' which may become fashionable. However, there seems to be scant evidence that shows a name change does or will change anything.

@ASTRALMAX "Altered body mass" could mean anorexic as well as obese. The inventors of euphemisms sometimes forget to think things through.

@anglophone Perhaps the term 'altered body mass' refers to a mass that is below or above a point in the BMI Tables..

@ASTRALMAX Could be.

@anglophone
It appears to be referred to as cranial/anal inversion.

@Holysocks You have just put me in mind of "base over apex" and "ass over tit".