Five hundred people each year, on average, are killed by donkeys. That compares very well with sharks. So is anybody interested in cloud funding a block buster film, about a little seaside town called Amityville, being terrorized by a killer ass.

You know a pair of big ears are to be seen sticking up above the fence, and the music goes, bump bump bump bump bump bah bah BUMP.

One pissed off camel

That's crazy. From what I read only male camel get aggressive, during mating season which is end of winter during rainy time. That petting Zoo wasn't providing sufficient drinking water, so that camel was likely dehydrated. There also was no barrier between the animals and humans. Camels are huge animals, far bigger than a Clydesdale. Obviously they can easily kill a man. A camel weighs ten times what an alpaca weighs, so alpacas probably can't kill a healthy human adult male.

Obviously the bears are on the warpath