"I like libraries. I was in the one in New York. The guy was really rude... I said 'I'd like a card', he said 'you have to prove you're a citizen of New York.'
So I stabbed him."
---Emo Phillips
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Letterman did a joke along this line that failed so he repeated it several times that week. The joke was:
"It's the Chinese New Year so, last night, there were lots of fireworks going off. Mother's calmed their children by telling them it's only gunfire."
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