What is the best way to get rid of someone preaching to you?
On the subway the other day I started yelling loudly that if they kept losing Jesus, they should put his picture on a milk carton and leave me the hell alone.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I think I am on some sort of banned list, have not had any religious callers in over two years.
Fluffykytten
Level 5
Dec 5, 2017
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Look for an opening in the conversation, and say the following in the most sincere tone you can manage:
"You know, it's funny you should say that. I keep having this dream where Jesus is sucking my dick/eating my pussy. I have an orgasm and feel this amazing feeling of peace and love!"
IndridCold
Level 5
Dec 3, 2017
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pick any subject that you have knowledge in and preach back after all spiderman has book all over the world as does home improvement or any other magazine
freebrother
Level 2
Nov 17, 2017
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I usually rip a big fart.. everyone leaves then
Cedric1986
Level 4
Nov 17, 2017
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if its creationists ...invite them in an tell them that you teach chimpanzees to play the piano to grade 8 standard ...one of these talented apes (Tarquin)has just received a prize from the Royal schools of Music....after a triumphant performance of the Rachmaninoff 2....
properjesus
Level 2
Nov 14, 2017
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I either stonewall them or make sarcastic digs at their efforts..... Sometimes I start preaching to them about aliens just to annoy them for a bit of fun.
WilliamBuchanan
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Nov 11, 2017
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