sometimes when some one preaching me
I just smile or try to listen

The sad thing about those kinds of people is they are so closed minded that they can't stand to listen to someone else's religious points of view.

Man! Thats got to be tough. People preaching at you all day long. Have you tried reverse psychology? Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. You can still be the individual you want to be. Look up the words (no speak English) in any other language you choose. Throw that back at them and shake your hands at them. That might help.

You could tell them you are an apostate!

shut the front door !!

I tell them that their 10 commandments are now part of the law, and since I'm not in jail I must be observing them, no need to go to church every week to re-learn them..

Stop listening and consider what they're saying to be irrevalent to you.

Walk away quickly before they can run you down!

Say, "Wow. You are SO MUCH like the Pharisees and Sadducees that Jesus criticized so harshly."

I have a wolf head tattooed on my neck and three huge wolfdogs (reason for the tattoo) so I just point at it tell them that my gods have been here thousands of years before theirs and if they wish to meet their reincarnation (if my dogs are near) they usually run

Fake a seizure? They might think you're possessed and run away screaming. Good for a laugh!

I find the best way is to be polite, but not engage. Let them feel heard, let them say their piece. Then look away, tell them to have a great day. If you engage, you become a mission.

i was approached regularly by mormons at the kinko's in nagoya, japan, while i waited for my copies. finally, when two of them (it's always two!) came up to me and asked, with big fake smiles whether i had heard the story of joseph smith, i answered, brightly, "yes! i have! have you heard the one about the rabbi...?" and proceeded to tell them a very long chassidic story. their big smiles virtually cracked. they never bothered me again.

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I'm not interested in hearing about your invisible friend.

Closing the door in their face has always worked for me.

Recently a man on Facebook friends requested me. I accept everyone but I told him I noticed he was very religious. I said I'm fine with all kinds of people, but I don't deal well with intolerance or people who push their beliefs on others. He agreed, I accepted. Then he sent me all kinds of stuff about how great Allah is and I need 2 believe, then he started bringing my kids in2 it. Normally I'd just block him but I was feeling feisty, so I got a few friends 2gether and we bombarded his page with random alternative beliefs. My favorite was the octopus chasing the diver on2 a boat. Saying "sir may I have a moment of your time 2 talk 2 you about our lord and savior Khathula?"

I just ask them "Why would I want to go to heaven when none of my family or friends will be there, I hate harp music, and I get altitude sickness? No thanks! I'll shove a preacher out of the way, and sit next to the fire"

I found Jesus: He was passed out under the coffee table.

In 93, before the flood, Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door in Blackwell. A friend of mine was visiting at the time and she answered the door and they began to preach. She said, uhm,
we're Satan worshipers here. I didn't get a chance to see the look on their faces.

Say come on in for whiskey and cigarettes. Not mine a comedian said it first. I listen politely and maybe I will learn something. I remember the first time I had to break it to someone, that didnt like Jewish people, that Jesus was Jewish.

Depends on your surroundings, and whether you are in a position to successfully defend yourself. Some of these nutters have violent tendencies.

Play something loud on your phone, "Dude looks like a lady" by Aerosmith usually causes great confusion and angst amongst the faithful.

Pronounce saitan os your lord and savior right in front of them.????

Tell them to fuck off.

I'm old cases I tried talking to them which went no where. Some if listen and maybe nod till they got done with their little spiel.
Now a days I'm a little on the I don't have time for BS and ether leave, as they have done this to me at work. To wich I'll say look my job is to help you with X but it in no way includes you telling me how to live.