At least a dog can reach his balls with his mouth and tongue.
I'd love to see a man manage that
Ever heard of a contortionist?
@Betty where you hear the bones breaking as the clowns twist their bodies into stupendous positions??
Never heard any bones breaking. .
Felt one though, I had fallen off a one metre high wall and broke my arm. I also had diarrhoea at the time. I worked out what a contortionist does pretty quickly.. Try undoing a belt , tight buttons and dropping your pants left handed in double quick time. Luckily my pants and underwear came out well, I was happy, not so much the toilet cleaner.