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From a relative on another social media site:

"Merry Christmas to me…..bad tire. Something on I40 ruined a tire so now I’m at tire shop buying a new tire.

Devil ain’t stealing my Christmas Joy. Thanks to Jesus I can afford a new tire.

Jesus 10000000+ /Devil 0

Not today Satan, not today!"

Somehow, I think Satan has better things to do than give her a flat tire. Maybe a very minor demon is responsible.

Gwendolyn2018 9 Dec 24
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It's also a two-fer as it has toxic positivity in addition to religion.

MizJ Level 8 Dec 24, 2022

@Gwendolyn2018 There is no cure for toxic positivity, those people think unicorns are real.

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When tire went flat it was Satan's fault. When she had to buy a ridiculously expensive replacement tire, she thanked Jeebus that she had enough money to pay the bill. Hail Satan!

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