From a relative on another social media site:
"Merry Christmas to me…..bad tire. Something on I40 ruined a tire so now I’m at tire shop buying a new tire.
Devil ain’t stealing my Christmas Joy. Thanks to Jesus I can afford a new tire.
Jesus 10000000+ /Devil 0
Not today Satan, not today!"
Somehow, I think Satan has better things to do than give her a flat tire. Maybe a very minor demon is responsible.
It's also a two-fer as it has toxic positivity in addition to religion.
@Gwendolyn2018 There is no cure for toxic positivity, those people think unicorns are real.