Think of it not as your hair line receding, but as your brain expanding

Charlene found her hair
Appended to the shower drain
It's gettin' kinda rare
She coulda said it was the wind and rain
But she didn't and is wond'rin why
Trichology is worth a try
Yes, I feel like she owe's it to someone

Mwah

Bald is beautiful! Set it off with some abnormally large and sparkly dangle earrings. (Hugs)

I’ve been losing hair for several years and it somehow wraps around the casters on a small piece of furniture I move often.

When the wheels stop rolling I clean the hair off. It’s a nuisance but easier than replacing the casters.

Goodness! I'm sorry Charlene.
We're here for you. I'm here for you.
Hair grows back. You're not alone in having to shave it all off. Wigs & scarves rock. I've been known to shave my shit down to #2 & go str8 militant. No worries, we love you for YOU!

It totally sucks that we haven't found a way around this. I'm sorry. But you will carry it off with panache and urbanity and grace ... it's just a different style, and it will be back. Sometimes even better. My sister's and BFF's came back with a natural curl that they never had.

I'm so sorry.
I guess it's time to go bionic.
The six million dollar Charlene.

My high forehead is bad enough, but brushed right I think I still get away with it, and worry excessively that I'm fooling myself on that point. Then I remember I'm to old to give a fuck.