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What would you have brought if you were the 4th Magi?

Of the gifts the Magi brought, I think frankincense was probably the most practical. Lets face it...babies smell bad. Babies born in a manger probably smell twice as bad....

If you were taken along as the 4th Magi, what would you have brought? [Think of it as a gift for a baby shower, not as a tribute to your 'savior']

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I'm going to be practical and bring a boatload of diapers and baby powder.

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Birth control

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Some parchment, pencils and the key to a safety deposit box in Ephesus.

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If the Catholics are right and Mary remained a virgin her entire life, then a Fleshlight for Joseph.

Hahaha...Did Playboy magazine come on papyrus or clay tablets back then?

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A rape charge against the angel Gabriel.

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Apparently you haven't heard about the three wise women. They would have arrived on time for the birth, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, brought a casserole, diapers, and other practical gifts, and there would have been Peace on Earth.

Hahaha...and the guys would be in the other room talking about the upcoming NFL draft...

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hah! Well, I am a Magi afterall, so I would bring a quarter to pull out from behind the little tykes ear! PRESTO!!!! Well, whatever coin was equivalent to a quarter, Drachma?

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