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LINK Texas Bill Prohibiting Male Masturbation Moves Closer To Becoming Law

Just when you thought the world could not get any crazier!
But actually there is a sound reason behind all this in support of women;s rights to abortion.

WalterWhite 7 May 7
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Perhaps the people who sign this into becoming law will be the first to be found breaking it. Seems to me that those who want to control others from being something are that which they want to control.

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Well....if the Fatheads are busy debating/voting on this, they aren't doing other obnoxious stuff. These days that inspires my gratitude!

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Would give a whole new meaning to cops being on their "beat"

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Would give a whole new meaning to cops being on their "beat"

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What is the connection between wanking and an abortion ?? I don't get it.....I wonder how the law is going to enforce this ? millions of " peeping tom " policemen at steamed up bedroom windows, looking carefully to see if there are any glazed eyes during a disturbance under the sheets ?? Who is going to police the policemen enjoying a quick rub up ? Texas, you've lost the plot. My mother gave me a booklet 70 years ago, warning me that I would go blind if I pleasured myself, apart from cataract operations, laser surgery, an abundance of floaters, and a pair of tri- focul glasses..........., I haven't gone blind yet !

The point of this bill is that if old dusty white men want to control women's bodies in Texas, maybe they should learn to control their own first.

Texas government is passive-aggressive like this.

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$100 a wank; this is why I'm broke.

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How will they ever enforce it? I mean there is more masturbation than you can shake a stick at.

LMAO! Good one George!

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until it becomes a public event I can't see it getting inforced lol. I wouldn't blame people if they did as its still better than governments and religions trying to fuck us all in the arse.

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Are they going to kick in your door and arrest you under suspicion of jerking off???

How is that supposed to work exactly??

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Fapulous!

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This is a Hebrew law. Women may masturbate but men may not as it is wasting their seed. Religion at its best ! How do I know this ? My g/f is Jewish.

Onan

@DZhukovin
Not halakhic law, some stupid messiahic law or other!

@DZhukovin What the hell? ".....should know that masturbation depletes vital compounds which need to be replaced ASAP...."????? Such as which compounds?

@BlueWave
Sheep compound perhaps???

@DZhukovin
Who cares ? As long as I can carry on depleting them into my eighties

@DZhukovin What is the risk to life or health to have a depletion for a few hours?

@BlueWave
Yeah ! I could wait for an hour or two ! But certainly nothing a day or two ???

@DZhukovin
I put no limits on my wanking nor will I ever ! I intend dieing with a smile on my face ??

@DZhukovin
Maybe you should give it a try ???

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Quite right,the place is full of Wankers!! Lol ??

Coldo Level 8 May 7, 2018

...bloddy fookin walkers...

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They can have it when they pry it from my cold dead hands! 😀

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When the morality police catch you, just tell them you were washing yourself. And you can wash yourself as fast as you want!

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"Ethel - I smells me a lawsuit a-brewin' "

@Crimson67 I did; I also fear it could backfire, and (with the level of intelligence people are displaying these days) could possibly be passed into law.

And who knows if one of these creeps would sign it?

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How do they even hope to enforce this? Who is going to volunteer to be a jackoff cop?

Considering that good o'l TX also has sodomy laws, while not "regularly" enforced still can result in fines and some jail time. Decent story on a high profile case below:

[washingtonpost.com]

So if they'll uphold that law, and even do it again in an appeal; then yep they'll "enforce" this one too. I think this 'parody law' is funny, and serves a decent point; when is too much too much? I think we've found our answer.

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Pssssshhhhh

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