I heard this story from a preacher. Seem the pastor of a church noticed his attendance was getting smaller. So one sunday after church, he set out to see some that had been missing.

Before long he came accross farmer jones working his fields, so he pulled over and strolled over to the fence line and waited for mr jones to come around. Sure enough before too long Jones recognized the preacher, shut down the tractor, and crossed to where the preacher was waiting. After warm greetings, and some jackjawing, the preacher said he had been missing Jones in church lately, and yeah Jones agreed, he had been mighty busy lately. Hopeing to get a positive response, the preacher began saying that a grateful man, that the lord had blessed with such a great farm, might show alittle more gradatude, and be attending church more often. Farmer Jones studyed the preacher for a bit, said , preacher, I'm grateful, but you know, you should have seen this place when the lord had it all to himself.

I heard this story from a preacher. Seem the pastor of a church noticed his attendance was getting smaller. So one sunday after church, he set out to see some that had been missing. Before long he came accross farmer jones working his fields, so he pulled over and strolled over to the fence line and waited for mr jones to come around. Sure enough before

Yaaaas!!!

I had not seen that. I'm still giggling 3 minutes later.

I see where this is going so let me save everybody some time and you can just thank me directly for your food, LOL.

My wife went to Phoenix with a friend a while back. They had a flat tire and a guy stopped and changed it. When they were ready to leave the woman thanked Jesus for getting the tire fixed and the man overheard her. He said: "No my name's John." My wife always cracks up telling that story.

I have this meme.

It is foolishness to give credit to deities for services hard working people perform.

Why do they pray to a god? He didn't plant and harvest that food.