Tibetan sky burial, except that the loved ones of the deceased hand-feed bits of the body to the vultures. Like feeding ducks at the park, but more meaty

New Orleans jazz parade

Jeopardy Funeral! I love trivia!

Raffel tickets for free cremation or BOGO.

I have 3 ideas: 1. Have myself stuffed in a copulating position behind a stuffed bear. Spring load us both into a tomb. When I get dug up in a 3000 years I come shooting out with confetti and bang a gong on loudspeakers. (outta set science back 1000 years) 2. Cremated: have my ashes thrown into a vat at the Massengill factory-only way I'll catch up with my brother. 3. Before I die make a deal with a comedy shop, have all their comedians make up crap about me, the bluer the better, and deliver several side-splitting eulogies to my family and friends.

Have a closed coffin, play Pop Goes the Weasel, then have the deceased pop out of the coffin.

There was a biker movie back in the 60's where a member of a club died. They went to a church, broke in and took the dead guy out of the box for a beer and dope party. People sitting in his posed lap kissing and hugging him. Not a bad way to say good bye.

I have a plan for a powerful spring-loaded device to be installed in my coffin and a speaker in my chest so that, half way through the funeral service, my corpse suddenly emits a blood-curding shriek, leaps into the air and lands in among the mourners. That'll liven things up a bit.