Philosphical, yet whimsical, query

Question

If you accidentally spill a bottle of liquid soap all over yourself, are you then dirty or clean?

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Answer 1

Define your terms.

Answer 2

Loaded question. If you pick "clean", then why does the soap need to be cleaned? If you pick "dirty" then what is dirty about the soap?

Answer 3

I'm always dirty, irrespective of hygiene.

Answer 4

Not clean until it's rinsed off. Until then, you're just covered in soap.

Answer 5

You'd be a klutz

Answer 6

By definition, you’re not dirty, since you are not covered in dirt. However, you have become soapy.

Answer 7

Well, at the very least you are about to get clean, lol.

Answer 8

Clean and then some.

Answer 9

Well.....if it's clean it ain't dirty.

Answer 10

You are soapy.

Answer 11

Fascinating. Clean with a rinse required ?


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