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Achoo! Achoo! Aaaaachhhoo!!!

When someone sneezes, what would you say?

orangina 4 May 28
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"I hope you've not got the plague."

Wow, that is original. It is perhaps a dark humor.

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Bless you and could you please get that off of my sleeve!

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I still say "bless you". I don't see it as that big of a deal.

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I usually say 'gesundheit'.

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Chuck Norris

That'll do!

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Gesundheit.

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I don't say anything. They are making a loud noise, so they should say "excuse me" or some variation of that. That's what I say when I sneeze.

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Stop that! 🙂

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I say "sneezing is cleansing" or sometimes I don't say anything.

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Nothing.

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I'm feeling let down, I was hoping for a Chappelle joke.

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Blessya. It was meant as a prayer against the plague 100years ago. I don't think 'bless' is essentially Christian. My pagan friends often say 'blessed be'.

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“God bless you”,...No,nono... I meant to say, “You should feel relieved and breathe free.

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Nothing. I do it all the time at work.

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Silence is golden 🙂

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“Science preserve you” or “you are soooo good-looking.”

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I say Bless You.

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"You okay?" is usually my response. Or "Allergies?" if I'm feeling sneezy that day, as well.

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Usually nothing.
. Reminded me of a show I was in though.
One Flea Spare. I played Kabe, the guard.
Closing scene was me walking off stage singing
'ring around the rosies
Pocket full of posies
Atchoo ! Atchoo ! They all fall dead'
....fade to black as I laughed.

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Use a friggin’ kleenex!

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Goodness!

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I ignore it, just as when they cough.

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When it happens on here I wonder if it is a computer virus?

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I say scat cat as my mom and grandma always said.

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