I do not buy anything from door salesman, that includes religion.

I really like you guys...wish we could hang out somewhere ...

I haven't had a door knocker in years. That being said, I have in the last couple of weeks received unsolicited mail from people trying to convert me. Apparently, holy rollers in my area advocate buying mailing lists and doing it the lazy (and expensive) way.

Lol...let's not forget the easy chair next to Jesus and the remote control for the reality show The Ones In Hell.

Lol... I was a big money giver at one church... I quit them for lack of their respect for me and every week one of the members came to my house and wanted me to pray with them....no thanks! Assholes

What else is he selling? Immortality? Sainthood?

All for the low, low price of your critical thinking skills. And, as a special thank you, we'll throw in a set of Ginsu knives at no cost to you.*

<small>*Offer doesn't include shipping and handling fees.</small>