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Cat Rules of Hampering

If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering." Following are the rules for "hampering":

  1. When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. It's even funnier when they try to avoid stepping on you and fall into a counter or table.

  2. For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book, unless you can lie across the book itself.

  3. For paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or pen. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work.

  4. When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper.

Lilac-JadeCanada 9 Oct 22
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My cat reads the computer screen, I did not appreciate having this so they could read the instructions.

Apologies.

@Lilac-JadeCanada I think my cats can talk to your cats, they already knew this. I had a talk with them and they told me.

@dalefvictor Well I know for a fact that mine are blabbermouths.....hahahaha....

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pretty well covers it

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