Shortly after President Trump’s acquittal in the senate, masked members of a neo-Nazi white supremacist group called Patriot Front marched through Washington’s National Mall yelling “Reclaim America!” and “Life, Liberty, Victory!”
Patriot Front? What the hell is that - another Trump voter registration drive? And what’s up with the masks? Of course, in all fairness, I suppose they really need to wear masks, so no one could tell which ones were Eric and Don Jr. I mean, you can’t have your damned march being endlessly delayed by countless autograph seekers.
But frankly, I’m a bit surprised Trump didn’t invite them right over to the White House - and present them with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. If not that, he should have at least given them a few McDonald’s gift cards for their efforts. I mean, come on! You’re supposed to be a billionaire. You don’t want folks thinking you’re cheap!