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Trump was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo when suddenly, a donkey jumps onto the road, and they hit it full on - and the car comes to a stop. Trump said to the chauffeur: "You get out and check, you were driving". The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving; you go and tell the farmer", said Trump. Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally drunk, hair completely messed up, with a big grin on his face. "My god, what happened to you?" asks Trump.
The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal, and the daughter took me upstairs and made love to me.'
"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Trump .
I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, "I'm Trump's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass."
AtheistInNC
Level 7
Apr 19, 2020
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They start another anytime now.
freedom41
Level 9
Apr 19, 2020
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Can't spell crap without rap....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
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