Keep a spray bottle of water handy! Or a SuperSquirter!
to be fair . . . . Samuels and Deuteronomy are Old Testament books so there were no "Christians"
first one is inaccurate, second one is funny. you get to guess the inaccuracy.
If It's with the bible verses; you could highlight it in yellow and I would still miss it.
@altschmerz @bookofmorons hit it on the head,
@altschmerz 15 When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. 16 Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, βCome now, let me sleep with you.β
βAnd what will you give me to sleep with you?β she asked.
17 βIβll send you a young goat from my flock,β he said.
βWill you give me something as a pledge until you send it?β she asked.
18 He said, βWhat pledge should I give you?β
βYour seal and its cord, and the staff in your hand,β she answered. So he gave them to her and slept with her, and she became pregnant by him. 19 After she left, she took off her veil and put on her widowβs clothes again.
20 Meanwhile Judah sent the young goat by his friend the Adullamite in order to get his pledge back from the woman, but he did not find her. 21 He asked the men who lived there, βWhere is the shrine prostitute who was beside the road at Enaim?β βThere hasnβt been any shrine prostitute here,β they said.
22 So he went back to Judah and said, βI didnβt find her. Besides, the men who lived there said, βThere hasnβt been any shrine prostitute here.ββ
23 Then Judah said, βLet her keep what she has, or we will become a laughingstock. After all, I did send her this young goat, but you didnβt find her.β
24 About three months later Judah was told, βYour daughter-in-law Tamar is guilty of prostitution, and as a result she is now pregnant.β
Judah said, βBring her out and have her burned to death!β
25 As she was being brought out, she sent a message to her father-in-law. βI am pregnant by the man who owns these,β she said. And she added, βSee if you recognize whose seal and cord and staff these are.β
26 Judah recognized them and said, βShe is more righteous than I, since I wouldnβt give her to my son Shelah.β And he did not sleep with her again.
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
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