Here stand I, broken hearted
I paid a penny and only farted.
.......
Here stand I, with sodden rear
I thought that I was passing air.
1970's Navy version:
Here I sit all broken hearted
came to shit but only farted
then I remember when I took a chance
I tried to fart and shit in my pants.
I have always called that a whiz-bang.
Especially if the fart surprises me.
I never really related those things together.
That's because you take things while seated.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyIt shocks me too!
Posted by CliffordCook4 out of 10 Americans are non-Christian. The USA is not a Christian nation. America belongs to everybody.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyYep, this was the weather!
Posted by noworry28My ten commandments.
Posted by noworry28Critical thinking, research, and facts will become a crime under tRump.
Posted by noworry28He is a disgrace.
Posted by KilltheskyfairySomeone tryna tell old Charlie something? ππππ
Posted by KilltheskyfairySomeone tryna tell old Charlie something? ππππ
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jerseyππ€£ππ€£
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jerseyππ€£ππ€£
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jerseyππ€£ππ€£
Posted by KilltheskyfairyApparently all the Christian nationalists are buying his jerseyππ€£ππ€£
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMore Chiefs’ kicker…