Lol. At long last I've worked out what I wrote on a supermarket community notice board nearly 30 years ago:
"Large overweight ugly man with sense of humour looking for slim intelligent elegant woman also with sense of humour. Must like classical music, poetry, traditional music, sex, fine art, cooking, the countryside & good conversation. Please contact:
My conversationalist on the phone responded "I'm not surprised that you got no replies because it sounds interesting".
What are your thoughts? Australian women in NSW Coles supermarkets don't read, don't read community notices, don't like sex, were all committed, fat, dull, goths or uninteresting boors?
Seriously?
Delete "overweight ugly"...avoid negative self-judgement...
Delete "slim elegant"...promotes "nope, that's not me"...
Replace "Must like" with "I like"...Requiring(Must is a requirement word) 8 specific features is a stretch...better she peruses, says, "hmm, I like 4 or 5 of those things. Maybe worth a try"...
LMAO - delete no emphasise sense of humour
Slim elegant exists or is achievable desire, my choice having brought up on Jack Spratt nursery rhyme.
Must like because I wish to share my likes which cannot occur with the 99.999999999% of the world that does not even know what traditional music is.
The brain is capable of 9 independent thoughts. I'm not interested in half wits!
Thank you for your thoughts.
Perhaps no woman felt they fit that description? Or they were busy writing a similar ad of their own seeking a slim intelligent good-looking man with a great sense of humor.
Sadly I never saw theirs or their list did not include my likes.
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