Looking back at some of thekids I knew the only reason they didn't eat Tide pods, is because they didn't exist, and they didn't snort condoms because they were too stupid to buy them.

They did light farts, nearly blow themselves up with acetylene filled garbage bags, almost lose fingers to M80s, shoot each other with pellet guns, drink and drive, and one guy snorted sand on a dare.

Yeah, keep telling yourselves that kids weren't that stupid back in the day.

And for the record, I never did any of that shit personally.

I remember getting drunk off of men’s after shave.
How is that different from tide pods

Gone are the good days when teenagers just went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

What about night train?

Damn right! If you killed a pint of Orange Jubilee you'd see vapor trails when people walked by. Js.

We drank everything alcoholic in sight (well, not mouthwash) and snorted a dump truck full of Colombian Marching Powder.