Heard that before, but it implied alcohol was involved.
One time when I was a mechanic I was pissed because I couldn't find a wrench I needed. Fucking thing was in my hand! It's happened many times where it was in my pocket too.
I think I did worse, while having a conversation on my phone I panicked because I couldn't find my phone...
The person on the other end just started laughing...
Haha that's a new one..
your day is coming, wait until you get pregnant brain.
@glennlab I'm already getting distracted a bit...
@Cutiebeauty don't worry it will get much worse then you recover after the birth.
Posted by michelle666garLove this movie!!!
Posted by backtobasicsThere may be an opening soon!
Posted by glennlabIn case there was ever any doubt
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by noworry28The temple of the sith where the dark side dwell.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he saw the lilies of the field that do not work or worry, he called them evil Marxists and promised to root them out like the vermin they are.
Posted by mistymoon77The battle has begun
Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.