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My family is coming.


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Get off the Turkey. Daddy passed out again. What's the special sauce? You never loved me. The police are here. Daddy's mistress is here. Hey, let's watch Fox. Trump is still President.

Rudy1962 Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️β™₯οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I think we got the winner !!!!!

@Pralina1 wooo hooo!

@Pralina1 It wasn't a competition. Those were all really good though.

I don't think I can top that. well played.


I have no family πŸ˜‚

Pralina1 Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

That doesn't ruin Thanksgiving.
That makes it super fun!!!

@KKGator I am going to see it your way ! Yep ! U r right !!! 😍😍😍

Me too. And I ignored them when the were.


I’ll do it in three.

Let us pray.

janniegirl Level 6 Nov 14, 2018

In the words of my grandfather, Lettuce spray. I inherited terrible senses of humor.


Give thanks to god..... (that ruins it for me!)

MarcT Level 7 Nov 14, 2018

My nephew and I are both non-believers who have been subjected to the "prayer" for years. Now that Thanksgiving is in his home, there's no praying. We go around the table, and everyone says something they're grateful for. It's lovely.

@KKGator I like that!

@MarcT Please feel free to avail yourself. It's not intellectual property. smile009.gif


Trump is your daddy...πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺ

Kattywampus69 Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

What? Really? No Pie!!!!!🀬😑

EyesThatSmile Level 7 Nov 14, 2018

The turkey is burnt.

EyesThatSmile Level 7 Nov 14, 2018

I shit my pants

Umbral Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

I have to work

Livinlife Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

Turkeys have gone extinct. (Having too much fun. I swear I'm done.)

DoDapper Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

Don't lie. You're trying to accrue points. LOL

@KKGator - Shush. It's a secret ... a secret that I posted in four groups, but still...


The in-laws are coming.

DoDapper Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

Now you're just playing with semantics. LOL
It still counts though.


@KKGator - I was a Communications major and Psych major, not an English major. Semantics and play are my only tricks!


Your job is retail.

DoDapper Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

OMG, that's so mean!!! LOL

@KKGator - Yes it is. I am so proud of myself for coming up with it immediately.


Dinner with Catholic in-laws

Cutiebeauty Level 9 Nov 14, 2018

North Korea has launched!

phxbillcee Level 9 Nov 14, 2018

tRump passed his physical.

China wants their money!

xmas is still coming...


wait, we're doing thanksgiving?!

coralisthree Level 8 Nov 15, 2018

Let's Pray Fuck tRump

Eirteacher Level 7 Nov 15, 2018

Trump is... got it down to one or two.

glennlab Level 8 Nov 14, 2018


Yes. You killed it at "Trump".

I guess that was your trump card?


Thought of another.

Grandpa's a 45 supporter.

KKGator Level 9 Nov 14, 2018

Deep fry frozen turkey.
Is the turkey circumcised?
That’s not a turkey.

SpawnofSagan Level 7 Nov 15, 2018

What a hell....again??????

IamNobody Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

I HATE trump

MichelleGar1 Level 8 Nov 14, 2018

I hate trump too

@Cutiebeauty yay!!!

@Cutiebeauty, @MichelleGar1 - Let's all hate Trump together!

@DoDapper yes!!! Sounds good to me!


This year is vegan

Captnron59 Level 9 Nov 15, 2018

I am staying home.

@KKGator I would walk out the door

@Captnron59 I might stay if there's pie, and it's the kind I like. I would most likely leave. I can't deal with vegans.

@KKGator makes no sense to me. I love my beef! Or venison.


God isn't a Christian. Oh, wait, that makes Thanksgiving, not breaks Thanksgiving!

DoDapper Level 8 Nov 15, 2018

First Thanksgiving without him. πŸ˜”

Doraz Level 7 Nov 15, 2018

Sorry for bringing the mood down. Just the words that jumped into my mind.

@Doraz It's okay. It applies.


Trump fucked this turkey.

Ludo Level 6 Nov 15, 2018

Well, that certainly makes me want to eat turkey even less than I already do. LOL
Good one!

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