@Naejidlopalev I'm just kidding I already have two

now you know the female struggle

@coralisthree - I've used curlers. They weren't that bad, just a little uncomfortable while I slept.

@coralisthree . I've watched. Married three times.

@coralisthree . However, you didn't sleep NEXT to the curlers.

@OldGoat43 married 3 times, maybe you don't know the female struggle

@coralisthree . Like I said, I watched and learned. I was there but didn't get to help very much since female egos were involved.

@OldGoat43 female egos?! i have no idea what you're talking about!

@coralisthree . I've been stabbed and scratched and had a phone thrown at me and was kicked and much more from girlfriends and wives when they were "suffering" from hormone changes and various mental problems. I live alone now, but I can still laugh at things past.

Do you want a kitten sweater?

@DoDapper no...

@coralisthree - No kittens were harmed in the making of this sweater, though they were whiny about it anyways.

@DoDapper hahah

@coralisthree - The middle one is saying, "Look, mom, I'm a baby mouse! Squeak squeak."

@DoDapper the last one looks so sad

@coralisthree - No, he looks like he knows in his heart that he has the moral high ground.

@DoDapper he looks like he needs the kitten-hair sweater

@coralisthree - ? There's the key I was looking for: shave kittens to make kitten-hair sweaters for kittens.