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What do you want on your tombstone? "Memes R Us"

EricTrommater 9 Mar 1
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Mine will say "See? I told you I was sick"

Livinlife Level 9 Mar 1, 2018

You reminded me of my brother in law that complained and bitched all summer that the job was killing him... and he died in the fall... And I may be the only one that believe the job really killed him, his stepson was his boss.... so, I leave you to the conclusions! His ashes are on top of the bar, ruining a perfectly well stocked bar. Still trying to run the bar.

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Mine would say "I'm not here, I was cremated, remember?"

6

Pepperoni and cheese!

lhcoastal Level 6 Mar 1, 2018

Tombstones had great sausage too!

5

My ashes returned to the caribbean sea. No tombstone for me. Nothing against them. I just want to go the sailor's way... return to Davy Jones Locker.

5

No stone for me. Scatter me in my pasture or one of my gardens and let me fertilizer the Earth.

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I'm going to be cremated, so there won't be a headstone. But if there was, it would say that line from Katey Sagal's version of "Bird on A Wire", which goes: "I have tried, in my own way, to be free."

marga Level 7 Mar 1, 2018
5

I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered, so no tombstone. But I would like to be remembered as a person who was kind of creative and kind of eccentric. It is true that I am "different". My friends call me eccentric. My enemies call me odd. They also call me other things that I can't repeat here. Lol.

SKH78 Level 8 Mar 1, 2018
5

What tombstone??

4

I really do want to have a pryer.

Leutrelle Level 7 Mar 1, 2018

A prayer or a pyre?

@phxbillcee Would you be my editor? pyreπŸ™‚

@Leutrelle You would grow to hate me, track me down & kill me slowly. Sure!

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"I had a good time".

jlynn37 Level 8 Mar 1, 2018
3

I have informed my entire family that, no matter what, I want my headstone to be a large marble leg. And underneath I want written "I finally got a leg up"

3

I would like my ashes be spread in the sand of a tetherball Court.

hankster Level 9 Mar 1, 2018
3

I own a 3-hole plot. Lookin' like it'll never be used. I think about that from time to time and chuckle.

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Also up for cremation or better,
but if I had a stone I would want it to say,
"I got here first"

Rugglesby Level 8 Mar 1, 2018
2

Don't want a tombstone, or even a grave. What a waste of real estate graveyards are.

snytiger6 Level 9 Mar 2, 2018
2

It's really fucking dark in here!

Sticks48 Level 9 Mar 2, 2018
1

Welcome to Hell

MrLink Level 8 Mar 4, 2018
1

Anyone who sticks me in the ground will be haunted if there is any way I can do it. Sprinkle me in a garden

Livinlife Level 9 Mar 3, 2018
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Plan on being cremated, ashes scattered on a mountain, and/or over the ocean. But, I think that if I did have a stone, I'd want it to say something like, "I knew this was going to happen."

Condor5 Level 8 Mar 3, 2018
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Sometimes the world just gets too stupid to live in.
(From the film "Little Big Man" )

MarqG Level 5 Mar 2, 2018
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I like scattering ashes ...... I do not want tome stone. Scatter the ashes down the Mississippi River, let them float down to New Orleans ... I have always wanted to see the Mardi Gras.

SKH78 Level 8 Mar 2, 2018
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I'd rather be cremated but if I did have a tombstone I would like it to say 'Bugger!'

ipdg77 Level 8 Mar 2, 2018
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