Honestly, the Bible ainβt much good for whacking off to Maybe I just didnβt find the right passages
What?! There is some truly salacious stuff in there. [answeringchristian.wordpress.com]
@OpposingOpposum guess I was looking for lust in all the wrong places in the Bible
Classy.
Hahahahahaha. If you're looking for class in this group, you are in the wrooooong group.
The Hispanics don't seem to know who Jesus is. They keep calling him "Hey, Zeus!"
Or maybe I'm hearing them wrong. They think Jesus is a doctor who writes children's books. They keep calling him, "Hey, Seuss!"
Sounds like a hymn to sing in church: "Open Your Legs for Jesus."
Most twisted C&W song ever: Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life.
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