Honestly, the Bible ainβt much good for whacking off to Maybe I just didnβt find the right passages
What?! There is some truly salacious stuff in there. [answeringchristian.wordpress.com]
@OpposingOpposum guess I was looking for lust in all the wrong places in the Bible
Classy.
Hahahahahaha. If you're looking for class in this group, you are in the wrooooong group.
The Hispanics don't seem to know who Jesus is. They keep calling him "Hey, Zeus!"
Or maybe I'm hearing them wrong. They think Jesus is a doctor who writes children's books. They keep calling him, "Hey, Seuss!"
Sounds like a hymn to sing in church: "Open Your Legs for Jesus."
Most twisted C&W song ever: Jesus Kick Me Through the Goal Posts of Life.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyMe memes, no porn…
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Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…