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Making a book on the bible and need help filling in the blanks...

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Jesus -" when I said she's a real tiger in the sack , that was NOT a suggestion to compare the two.
Abraham- " next time just clean your room the first time you're asked"
Joseph " She better not ever scream "Oh God!"

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  1. What kind of hair gel do you use?
  2. You lucky bastard
  3. So when is God going to start paying child support?
Rudy1962 Level 9 July 12, 2019
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  1. Why are y'all white?
  2. Why couldn't you have been a girl?
  3. Gawdammit I should have left when I could have
Duchess Level 7 July 11, 2019
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  1. Remember Adam, for every good looking woman, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her! Ya feel me?
  2. I got shpilkes in my genecktecessoink when he said stop! You must be verklempt coz I was gonna kill ya! Maybe he'll come back!
  3. So the kid is a year old now! When am I gettin' laid?
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1-Here a woman stop screwing my other animals.
2-Sorry,but this god that loves us told me to burn you but at least I was going to stab you first.
3-Yea right a virgin,three months later ,I'm stuck with this cockblocking nightlite.

actofdog Level 8 July 11, 2019
4

The third image; Joseph saying ..."Someone else's kid...Yes...but I'm cool with that...but I deserve the "saint" rating here..."

Robecology Level 8 July 11, 2019
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  1. Don't let that pussy get too close.
  2. Now you really have to go get a job.
  3. You slut, now I have a bastard to raise.
SiouxcitySue Level 8 July 11, 2019
4

Jesus: You don't have to fuck the tiger anymore. I made you a woman.

Abraham: What kind of god changes his mind like that!?

Joseph: She sure makes up some crazy shit.

3

Jesus: Want a threesome?

altschmerz Level 8 July 11, 2019
3

Joseph: “All My friends think I am an idiot to believe her Devine Intervention story...but she is just so beautiful... I’ll accept the story, what could go wrong?”

EyesThatSmile Level 8 July 11, 2019
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  1. Don't let her eat the apple. Offer her a banana instead
bookofmoron Level 8 July 11, 2019
2

#. If only Maury was alive now

bookofmoron Level 8 July 11, 2019
1

I think Jesus is saying "What am I doing here?"

brentan Level 8 July 11, 2019
5

No 1...Adam don't touch the apple, just play with your banana. No 2...I was kidding! No 3...Why does that little shit have blond hair?

Sticks48 Level 9 July 11, 2019
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