I had an urgent need to take a whiz half way through chopping up the peppers. Made a run for it. It was so urgent I forgot to wash my hands.
Petunia laughed her butt off once she found out why I was screaming and holding my wang of wonder.
*wang of wonder! lol
@balou I tend to wax poetic on certain subjects.
C'mere honey, let mommy make it all better! Oops, my bad!
Had a can of bear spray explode in the car once - It was over two weeks before I could put my contact lenses in without burning my eyes
I work in a recycling sorting plant and one day, there was a leaking bear spray cannister that came up on a conveyor. We had to evacuate the staff for half an hour to vent off the stuff.
@QuidamOutrepont
Good thing no one came into contact with it - itβs nasty stuff!
Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyThese just annoy meπ§
Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyInteresting numbers.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyFeminist food for thought…
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" πππ