The one thing that's worse is jerking off and your hand falls asleep before you nut.
Everyone's more interested in Pinocchio's nose than his woodpecker.
based on experience?
Experience watching you when you got drunk the other night...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Hokey smokes! You two don't even live in the same country. Your artistic license must have expired.
@WonderWartHog99 I started nothing... If he doubts the size he can come by and bend over...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz > I started nothing...
Naw you are as pure as the driven slush after you claimed you've been watching him get drunk when neither of you are in the same country. What's that "bend over" crack about?
Posted by backtobasicsThe same people that used to put the word colored on water fountains and bathrooms are now putting biological on bathrooms.
Posted by backtobasicsWords to live by
Posted by backtobasicsHow the Puritans Thanksgiving should have gone.
Posted by glennlabLeave the kids alone.
Posted by mistymoon77Get your mind out of the gutter.. just passing along some tidbits of knowledge here.. ;)
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI like it! Also good way to use churches that are closed for 6 days!
Posted by KilltheskyfairyWhat up with that?
Posted by glennlabLet's give peas a chance.
Posted by backtobasicsThe shortest distance between two points is a straight line... Unless you are traveling on a the surface of a sphere.
Posted by bookofmoronsGoing for Level 9. maybe this road will help
Posted by glennlabDeath is nature's way of telling you it is time to slow down.
Posted by glennlabOctober's PSA
Posted by glennlabWe haven't had any pot posts in awhile
Posted by bookofmoronsWhen a picture is worth a thousand words
Posted by noworry28Evangelicals and Conservative Christian Nationalists today.
Posted by glennlabMy heart goes out to those suffering in the wake of both the recent hurricanes, Will the idiots that don't want to help stop lying.