When a bee attacks, it attacks the spots that stops bears. Top of the list: eyeballs. Second on the list: the soft paws of a bear.
There's the bare fisted idiot with no eye protection holding a bee frame with bees on it.
I've kept bees and torn apart the frames to get the honey. I've learned all the rules how to raid the hives.
Protection isn't always effective ask anyone who has parents who gave him the nickname "Broken Rubber..."
@altschmerz >Safety can be sacrificed for humor sometimes, right?
Lame humor should be run over with a lawn mower, leaving blood and guts in its wake.
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Protection isn't always effective
Did they call you "Runs with knives"?
@WonderWartHog99 No do they call you runs with lawnmowers?...
@Lizard_of_Ahaz I call lawn mowers "whirling blades of death."
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