..........
7
Enjoy being online again!
Welcome to the community of good people who base their values on evidence and appreciate civil discourse - the social network you will enjoy.Create your free account
3 comments
Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.
I seem to be rereading Chapter 1 a lot.
LOL
scurry
Level 9
Oct 6, 2019
1
I almost can see a first grade primer as a standard for most porno novels in one aspect: repeating phrases with common words.
Dick licked Jane's clit.He licked, licked, licked until he started make loud slurping noises on Jane's clit. Slurp, slurp, slurp,
Jane moaned "More, more, more." Her cunt went drip, drip, drip as Dick went slurp, slurp, slurp.
"I want your cock in my mouth" she cried. "I need your big, long cock now." Dick placed his rigid manhood on her cock hungry lips.
Jane licked on the rim of Dick's head. She licked, licked, licked until she started to make loud slurping noises on the rim of Dick's manhood when his pre-come began to drip out. Drip, drip, drip. Slurp, slurp, slurp, as she lowered her lips on to his throbbing cock . . . .
Now you take the typical first grade primer of "look Dick look" sentence construction, expand the vocabulary slightly and BINGO!
Variations on style and theme vary sometimes including Rex the one trick pony.
@WonderWartHog99 OMG!
@SiouxcitySue One porno novelist said if it wasn't for copy and paste, she would have been able to turn out two novels a month.
She advised aspiring novelists in the trade to never talk shop. BYW, she said the plots were as predictable as romance novels.
@WonderWartHog99 Jebus Fakk Dude!!
...I was insinuating that I was still at the Looking Phase... Not the Licking Phase...
ROFL
@scurry How was I to know how far you'd progressed in your literary experience?
Ah's jest a young innocent, don't 'ya know? 
Recent Visitors 39
Photos 77,558 More
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.