Things crawling around on my face & having sex is not my idea of a good time.. just sayin..
Honestly Rudy! That last one was not necessary! I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight because someone in my home is getting some and I'm not! Thanks a lot!
When you finish, please, clean up after yourself!
Why are pets not on that list??
Uh oh....Should they be?
@Rudy1962 yeah I don't have sex with your pets dude. I know you think it's cool cuz like an hour later they forgot already but it's still not.
@EricTrommater In your case they forget it during!
@EricTrommater goldfish?
Don't get me started on the guy that wanted to marry his cow.
@RavenCT we're circling back to sheep aren't we?
@Blindbird Well actually - after I moved here - my neighbors who have been here way longer told me about the guy in the house behind me who wanted to marry his cow. It made the news. (Naturally). The cow lived in the house with him. And with the guy's boyfriend as well.
Then they told me about the wife beater - who died in their driveway when he was working on the car and "The Jack slipped". Yeah if I'd been his wife the jack would have "slipped" for sure.
I had no idea. You think you need to ask about ghosts or bad foundations when you house hunt? No it's cow marrying freaks you have to look out for.
@RavenCT thats udderly ridiculous.
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