In a 1000 years maybe all our penises will have arms!
Reminds me of the fella with the goose hidden under his overcoat in the cinema that sticks its head out & starts eating the girl alongside's popcorn.
Uhm... ... What?? LOL
@scurry he who laughs last laughs longest.
@FrayedBear He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
@WonderWartHog99 no doubt your world is also half empty?
@FrayedBear My cup runth over. Goodness and mercy have followed. Life has been so good, it's disgusting to give the details.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.