And hurt's just as bad! Lol

@MichelleGar1 Back when Sears had a three inch thick mail order catalog, it was kept in the outhouse in lieu of toilet paper.

@WonderWartHog99 Those catalog's would sure come in handy about now! These crazy hoarders, ruin everything!

@MichelleGar1 We could use a bidet. I've seen attachments for about $30. We're spending that much a year in toilet paper.

@WonderWartHog99 Or just run a water hose through the bathroom window! Now there's a super bidet!

@MichelleGar1 Sounds more like my outdoor shower for four. End result: the muddy water ran down hill and the flowers perked up.

Not practical in cold weather. When it's 90f/30c, it's practical. That's why I left it when I moved here. Besides, Petunia runs frisky women in dire need of a shower away with a broom.

@WonderWartHog99 I don't blame her! Lol

@MichelleGar1 One of the things I learned in my late teens is there are never enough towels for the orgy.

I ought to write a book on things they forget to tell you in high school sex education.

@WonderWartHog99 Do these kid's need this information nowadays? I think they shouldn't reproduce! Lol

@MichelleGar1 In my high school sex ed, they didn't cover contraception. It was mostly about stay a virgin until the priest gave the nod. One of my HS girlfriends told me she couldn't get pregnant. It wasn't possible, she claimed, for single women to get pregnant.

"You think" I said stunned "when the church services are over you're suddenly fertile?"

@WonderWartHog99 WOW!!!! She wanted your baby!

Yep! Lol

@glennlab probably a little smoother! Lol