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Jesus= loch ness monster! Beautiful. I'm stealing that one.
OpposingOpposum
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Apr 24, 2018
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#1?
Dang, I don't see that one. Are there 5 memes up there for you?
@Markus #4 the three fifty thing is a joke about the loch ness monster.
I deleted one it was kind of repetitious
No wonder the monster keep coming back to our house. Your give him tree fiddy.
@Mofferatu every sunday in the collection plate!
@Blindbird I need to get me a collection plate! Best income earner ever!
Better still, I need to become a god. Could I pass for a god? I could do with the money.
@RavenCT Thank you for your motivation! You're so sweet. And for pointing me in the right direction! I was doing it all wrong. LRH is a better, less painful role model to follow than Penis Baba.
@Mofferatu the power of dick compels you! THE POWER OF DICK COMPELS YOU!!! lulz. People are amazing.
@Blindbird lol! "you can't handle the power of the dick!". In this case, dick refers to either that guy or the imaginary one up in the sky, but not mine, sadly 
In this case, I think you're too generous using the word "amazing". Haha.
@RavenCT haha. Okay, time to come clean. When I saw that video, I literally (no, not figuratively) started feeling pain down there! And everytime you force me to think about it, it makes me re-live it and I cower just a little.
So, as "they" would say, "this hurts me more than it hurts you" lol
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