My girlfriend just dumped me.
She said in a teary tirade:
“I can’t take it any more. You’re such a pedant. Everything I do is wrong. I loved you so much, but it’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up North through the night and then you’ll never hear from me again.”
She was about to close the door when I yelled “No, no….waaait!”
She turned back, tears in her eyes, a glimmer of hope still remained.
That was when I uttered those three magic words.
“Gary and I.”
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Them damned grammer poleese!!!
Lilac-JadeCanada
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July 12, 2022
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A local café sign is informing passers by that pie’s are available.
That’s really stretching the apostrophe usage.
@Zealandia Yes, I see that quite often. One of the worse spellers I know is my daughter! She likes to play Scrabble, but one game can take forever because she can't spell & correcting her gets really old after awhile. Terrible.
@Lilac-JadeCanada Nice that you’re enjoying time together, a night in on the tiles.
I bought cuff links made from scrabble tiles years ago, for something different.
@Zealandia Not any more we don't. They moved away from this town years ago.
I like different.
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