My half brother and I aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
The trouble with dinner by candlelight, is that it takes so long to cook.
I asked a bloke why he had a fried egg on his head. He told me that boiled ones just kept rolling off.
I heard that cows kill more people than sharks. I'm surprised cows kill sharks at all.
I wear magnetic gloves when I go to the shooting range...... they tried to stop me but I stuck to my guns.
What happened to Bluebeard when he fell in the Red Sea? He was marooned!
My plan to never have a plan is going according to plan.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…