I had dinner once with a Chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths..
It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Good job you didn't want the pepper!
Not asking for pepper was definitely a good move.
@Zealandia You'd still be there next xmas!
So, you got rooked out of adding it before dinner got cold?
Further problems ensued when I asked if I could pay by cheque, mate.
@Zealandia Maybe you;ll need to pawn something.
Posted by noworry28Laws are laws 🤣🤣
Posted by MoravianI think I have been conned
Posted by Moravianhorsing around
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaHanging my head, going to my corner now.....
Posted by mzeeshoe fly pie
Posted by noworry28Icebergs are dangerous 😳 from sinking the titanic to blinding manatees.
Posted by mzeeThought I'd run with this
Posted by ZealandiaWhat dogs really understand….
Posted by ZealandiaDesert Island cartoon…. “Care for a swim?”
Posted by ZealandiaAliens faking the Earth landing…
Posted by mzeeany cheese welcome
Posted by MoravianEye catching.
Posted by Lilac-JadeCanadaI'll go to my corner now.....
Posted by RetiredTime for something lighter. Looking for a 10 on the groaner scale.
Posted by noworry28Tense moment 😬
Posted by ZealandiaI’m sure I booked that seat…