CORNY ONE LINERS... 1. Food has replaced sex in my life...now I can't even get into my own pants. 2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood-alcohol content. 3. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 4. I was a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it... so I said, "Implants?" 5. I don't do drugs anymore cause I find I get the same effect just standing up fast.
Some funny ones here! May want to edit #4 tho, don't think you "was" a woman!!!
supposed to have read "I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it...so I said, "Implants?"
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